How to become a star...

I have a good tip for girls, who are wondering, what to do in their career. It is incredibly easy to make concerts in Sazka Arena and sell tickets for 3000 - 5000 CZK. The requirements are:
- to be an average singer
- to have some pornographic records in your CV
- to be unhappy about children suffering in Africa
- to know good tunes from 70s, which you can steal
- to wear black winter jacket in 25°C (freezing in this Russia, or where am I, eh?...)
- to be willing to change your clothes 7 times in 2 hours
- to be a fan of crucifixion
- and of course you have to touch your crotch from time to time, that makes the difference...

Does not sound that demanding, does it? OK, so here we go... just one more thing: forget about times when you managed to squeeze your personalty in two suitcases, this time it's gonna be 2 airplanes and 24 trucks... The journey can start, just confess...